Last 6 rants
Yay, nearly time for lots of presents, food, drink, food and drink.
I've even put my nice coloured balls on the tree:
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And, we've had snow, already, only a light dusting but the southeners still got confused by it:
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20th Dec 2009 - 0 replies
You thought we buy any car was bad, then you haven't seen the dancing penguins yet...
[video=penguins.flv]Dancing Penguins[/video]
And if that's not good enough, there's always "CashTheNumberFourGoldDotCom" so the dirty chavs can sell their cheap 'liz duke chains and get tickets to go and see some scummy football...
[video=cashgold.flv]Cash 4 Gold[/video]
4th Oct 2009 - 0 replies
I'm officially blind. So I've been out and got some bins:
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26th Sep 2009 - 0 replies
Best. Song. Evaaaaaaaar.
[video=whiteandnerdy.flv]White and Nerdy[/video]
27th Feb 2009 - 0 replies
COMING SOON TO YOUR TV:
As a result of the growing number of foreigners coming to the UK we now have 'The Immigrant Channel' with these great shows:
Currynation Street
Ahmed-dale
Bollyoaks
Pakorama
MiddleEast Enders
Britain's Got Taliban
You've Been Bombed
Big Buddah
Postman Pak
I'm An Immigrant Get Me In To Here
Black Peter
and for our Israeli friends, Scooby Jew.
22nd Feb 2009 - 0 replies
Your typical London Underground "priority seat" sign, seating for people who are disabled, pregnant or less able to stand. Numbered for your convenience, I shall explain below...
[img]http://static.paulcassata.com/rants/priority.jpg[/img]
So, number 1 in the image looks like the "pregnant" person, number 3 in the image is obviously the "less able to stand" person, so by process of elimination, that must mean number 2 is the "disabled" person.
Person number 2 appears to be carrying a child (or has a child shaped hole in her), therefore, are London Underground trying to say having a child is a disability? I think so.
10th Feb 2009 - 5 replies